KFC at the U.N why Not the U.N at KFC?

I love KFC. Sometimes and I know it's wrong but when Sarah and the family throw their bones out-I go in the garbage and I eat the leftovers.

I think that since the Colonel paid a visit to the U.N that the members of the U.N should work a few weeks at a KFC. Oh, wait a minute to work in a fast food joint you have to actually get something done and have a minimal level of competence. I guess that precludes the U.N staff from working there.